Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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