So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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