youre lurking in front of me
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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