Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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