yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
