When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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