she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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