oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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