My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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