I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
