Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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