i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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