i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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