I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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