yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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