Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i drank out of a bidet.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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