I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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