Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i wish my penis had a tongue
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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