what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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