Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
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