They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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