The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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