what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
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Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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