im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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