guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
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Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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