u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Randomize
