If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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