Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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