He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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