God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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