Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'm passing your future prison.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
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