I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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