ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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