i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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