That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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