whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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