so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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