Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
thus making me awesome and them whores
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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