not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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