in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Please don't give away my fajitas
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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