Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
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That's how twitter works, right?
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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