yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
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we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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