KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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