do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Church boner. Awkwardddd
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
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