omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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