I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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