I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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