Dual....:-)
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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