"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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