Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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