The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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