I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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