That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Randomize
